Everyone is trying to make sense of these market conditions. Our market signal has guided us over the past few months to stay safe and profitable.
Meanwhile, fintwit continues to exhort their rabid followers to buy the dip because apparently the turn is near. No concrete reasons follow…just blind faith to buy the dip because markets always bounce back and YTD highs are around the corner.
Many of these idiots even went on heavy margin to DCA lower into their pump-and-dump favorite stocks like APP, RDDT, DUOL, PYPL, UBER, AXON etc.
Meanwhile, we asked our readers to look for signs that green shoots might be sprouting. We told them to keep an eye on the post-Q4-ER market reaction for stocks like HOOD, ALAB, SHOP, APP, NBIS, COIN, VRT, OPEN, UPST and perhaps more importantly MCD, KO and WEN.
To no surprise of ours, many of these AI, tech, momentum and meme stocks got sold in spite of decent earnings reports and realistic guidance. Meanwhile low-K-shaped-economy stocks like MCD, WMT and KO got bought. Value stocks like UNH were bid higher.
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Beachman’s market BUY/SELL/HOLD signal
Recently completed Salty trades
In-progress Salty trades
Salty ideas cooking
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Beachman’s market BUY/SELL/HOLD signal
The Nasdaq double topped at the $636 mark and has been living comfortably under the all important 50DMA for two weeks.
See the chart below…
9 of the past 13 days have seen mostly selling-heavy volume. This has pushed more stocks below their own 50DMAs.
When we look at the SP500, the situation is no different. The volatility of the average stock in the SP500 index spiked to about 11% over the last month, the highest since the Great Financial crisis. At the same time, the index has been range-bound in a +/-3% pocket. Such divergence has been observed only 1% of the time over the last 30 years…during periods of extreme market stress.
The market is falling apart under the hood.
Our market signal remains in a 🔴 SELL mode.
However, we believe that we now have a clearer understanding of if and when there will be a bounce higher.
Here is how and why…



